im a BIT of a history nerd *puts a hand on my hip, puts on my glasses, cracks open an encyclopedia* did you know obama is the president
(via andtheysayloveisforever)
misha collins is openly bisexual which means he is probably like 130% okay with kissing jensen on the face
(via mefangirlingohsorry)
come here kids, come sit on grandma’s lap and let her tell you a story about the time tumblr staff changed a thing
(via mefangirlingohsorry)
if u smash snails on purpose ur a fuckin piece of shit they are tiny cuties trying 2 get somewhere as fast as they can pls help them out
um excuse me have you ever had a garden because those fuckers will fuck your shit up i mean they totally ruined an entire row of my broccoli plants in one night i am not even fucking around about my broccoli fuck snails
(via fossilsofouryouth)
college should be $25
(via thatseattlegrind)
i’m on tumblr all the time because i need constant reassurance that i’m not the only one failing at life
(Source: thestarksbastard, via mockingjaysingsinthedeadofnight)
nothing is more attractive than guys who are nice to little kids and parents
(Source: essentric, via yeolthatjoint)
“pussy” is the dumbest insult ever youre literally calling someone a vagina. and if youre not calling someone a vagina, youre calling them a cat. both are fucking awesome and youre lame as hell
Someone obviously doesn’t understand slang references or never heard of urbandictionary.com
ur url is literally “gdtopjongkeyhyde999” u cant tell me shit
(via yeolthatjoint)
Some guy just whistled at me while driving by and my dad goes “don’t worry, that was for me”
(via thatseattlegrind)
